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The Lammys

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Honoring the most completely average nothing-burgers
with a totally boring dinner at TGI Friday’s or somewhere

A vintage gold trophy topped with an average cheeseburger

Save the Date*

May 177:00pm

At TGI Friday’s or somewhere

Featuring:

  • Pre-game at the same bar you always go to
  • Unsurprising plates of food
  • Awards presented without fanfare
  • Someone you went to high school with, probably
RSVP* You’ll probably forget anyway.