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0048
The Paper Straw That Surrendered Immediately
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The Paper Straw That Surrendered Immediately
0048
Case no.
0048
Offense
Structural optimism
Impact
Beverage acquired notes of pulp.
Status
Soggy
★ Curator’s Notes ★
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Please do not clap.
Handle expectations with care.